Putrid passwords
After starting a new government job, I asked the group manager for the privileged passwords for the SYSTEM and SYS accounts. She escorted me into her office, closed the door, picked up a Post-It notepad and wrote the passwords down with a soft felt-tipped pen so there was less of an impression left on the paper. Along with the top sheet, she proceeded to tear off several more to eliminate any trace of an impression left on the pad. She dramatically placed the notes in the palm of one hand and cupped the other over them. She then announced that she could show me the passwords, but I'd have to memorize them because the paper will need to go in the burn bag immediately. It was as if the lingering scent of ink might give foreign agents a clue for accessing these systems.
Now, Id just visited with the Unix admin, also a contractor, who gave me the Oracle Unix passwords. They were 20-something characters long and super-cryptic, so I prepared myself for something of equal difficulty.
She then revealed the passwords to me: MANAGER and CHANGE_ON_INSTALL.
For those not familiar with Oracle, those were the default passwords for an Oracle 9i installation. CHANGE_ON_INSTALL was a reminder that the password should, around the time of -- oh, I dont know, maybe installation -- get changed.
I told her that I needed to change them immediately, but she said I couldnt. When I asked why not, her reply was, Because the committee needs to approve it. I did it anyway and told her to fire me if she wanted to.
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