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'Twas The Net Before Christmas: Page 2 of 2

"Now bridging, now routing, now Ethernet hubs!"
He chanted as each piece of hardware he rubbed.
"Cheer up, my good friend! Lose that mindset so tragic!
Technology often looks just like some magic
To people who don't understand what we do.
Now a switch, emulation, now middleware glue!
Look at the protocols, check one or two,
Debug a bit, test a bit, presto! We're through!"

My data was back! Every system checked out!

Tears of joy wet my face as I wandered about.
"How can I thank you? You must be Saint Nick!"
He said, "Really, my friend, it's not such a great trick,
If you don't give up hope, focus on what you're doing,

And read all your issues of Network Computing.
And I heard him exclaim, as his reindeer were coursing,

"Merry Christmas to all! And consider outsourcing!"

-- by Timothy Haight, former executive editor, Network Computing, Dec. 15, 1995