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IT Skills Unfit for the Home: Page 6 of 19

  • Ric Werme

  • String Christmas lights the same way you string Ethernet cable.

    Greg Lara

  • Ok, so you keep your girlfriends on a grandfather-father-son rotation, that's your business; whatever you do, DON'T leave the logs around where they can see them!

    Vishwanath Rao

  • Mentioning to a cardiologist that RAID 5 could be performed for his patients.
  • Asking the mailman if he has turned on circular logging.

    Dominic Vadakkan

  • Telling the cop the reason you were speeding was because your car has a higher QoS.

    Lynn D. Yoder

  • Manufacturing anything using the service patch model.