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Outsourcing IT to Mars; Your own Mars Rover: Page 6 of 9

This edition: top 11 reasons for Outsourcing IT to Mars; Your own Mars Rover; SuperNewton Utility Computer.
February 27, 2004
  • No water means less time for idle gossip around the water cooler -- James Braja
  • We're not outsourcing... we're just staffing our new disaster recovery hotsite. -- Henry Rohlfs
  • Wait, we can't outsource IT to Mars - it's the only place where there isn't a Starbucks! -- Tim Lewis
  • If illegal aliens are willing to work cheap, it only makes sense that legal aliens will probably work for free... -- Chuck Church
  • Martian years are 687 earth days, which means you get 22.6 months to complete your one-year IT integration project!
  • Mars' lower gravity means that super-sized humans can wander the planet relatively easily. -- T. Downing

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