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In the Latest editon of The Last Mile, you'll find our reader submitted "Top 11 Ways to Shorten a Dull IT Staff Meeting." We couldn't cram them all into the page, so submitted for your approval (or revulsion) are all...
February 24, 2006

gregory mamayek
• Remove 1 chair from conference room prior to meeting. Be last 1
to meeting. Pretend you're going to find a chair. Never return.

• Internet enable the electrical system with your PDA as remote control.
Flip the switch.

• Move the time forward on the clock.

• Pretend you have an international call from a time zone ahead of yours.
Leave at appropriate time.

• Have your masseuse show up with portable massage table at meeting. Oops,
gotta go.

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