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Last Mile: MS Software Patches; SIG Files: Page 2 of 5

8)
Assemble flash mob of Windows users to patch OS and disperse

7)
Have "Mr. Clippy" of Microsoft Office fame make personal appearances at computer stores to hand out CDs

6)
Design CDs to be the aerodynamic equivalent of a Frisbee

5)
Host on www.apple.com/downloads/ to get better uptime

4)
Rename patch images "Matrix_ Revolutions.avi" or "Jeri_Ryan_ NUDE.jpg" and host on KaZaA